Damnsle Inthis-Dress

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Thursday, January 31, 2008

KY

Okay, seriously, am I the only one who thinks of Kentucky as the slippery state?

17 Comments:

Blogger josh williams said...

The common wealth of KY should adopt this as their slogan,you are onto something here.

1/2/08 20:08  
Blogger Mom! Toilets blogged! said...

Damn SLE!
We need your help! There is this creepy guy over at Joshies My Mule and we need your help to run him off.
Peeps, and I must rid the Mule of this creep! So get over there and help make My Mule a safe place again.
Thanks
Mom!

10/2/08 18:06  
Blogger josh williams said...

Bless you and toilets.

15/2/08 20:56  
Blogger damnsle said...

Bless us and keep us safe from weirdly fixated creeps who follow our every blog. Blessed be the Flying Spaghetti Monster who's every dangling limb breezes against our wildest wishes and makes them come true:

http://www.venganza.org/

The world is only three days old!! I'm sure of it, because that's all that I remember.

15/2/08 21:21  
Blogger josh williams said...

Three days? That old! I am but a child. I think there was a morning and part of a last night.

15/2/08 21:32  
Blogger damnsle said...

No last night! No! Only this morning and the resultant hangover. Smoke the stub, bubby, smoke it!

15/2/08 21:34  
Blogger josh williams said...

Smoking.

15/2/08 21:50  
Blogger josh williams said...

Well my guests are here, I have a house full of friends representing each three states, New Hampshire, New Jersey and Idaho...I have a poor sense of smell but I sure can feel it...Your the best and more later JW

15/2/08 21:56  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Damnsle up-my-ass -
It was tres bon meeting you at Josh's. You were classy, wise and witty. Rememeber, 70% of all women wear the wrong size bra (Oprah). Make sure you are properly fitted by an expert fitter. Strange, with my briefs I can wear a M or a L - it's not the waist band that determines the comfort, but the pouch. If you wish, I can send you more fashion tips. I think it's important that our breasts or testicles are properly supported. I have written Mr Bush about this to see if the Government can standardize the fitting of under garments. I am an activist.

16/2/08 12:46  
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16/2/08 18:22  
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17/2/08 15:36  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In regards to a certain entry about faith: You are so sure christianety sucks? What faith are you, to practicley call so many people scum? no i'm not christian, but at least i respect others faiths.

19/2/08 23:49  
Blogger damnsle said...

anonymous: I have no idea to which post you're referring; there have been so many. But to answer your question: I subscribe to no religion; I prefer to do my own thinking, not have others tell me what I should think. I would elaborate, but I really don't feel the need to explain my philosophy to any random someone who happens by. Although I'm pretty sure I have expounded upon it at some point in this blog. Go, search it out and be set free!

20/2/08 22:55  
Blogger josh williams said...

I just drove through KY today, while driving I noticed on the GPS that there is a town called Scull Crusher or something like that, I think I better look this up before I pass out.

23/2/08 17:56  
Blogger damnsle said...

Scull Crusher, huh? Either they have bad spelling or you should watch yourself.

In any case, I totally want to go to there. My scull needs some southern style crushin'.

'Specially if it stops the voices.

23/2/08 19:14  
Blogger josh williams said...

I looked up scull crusher I could not find it, I have studied the map, nothing. It lies between Lexintion and Cincinatti off I-75 on the west side of the Interstate. I swear it was on the GPS! I am not crazy the voices assure me I am sane and a great listener.

24/2/08 12:37  
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25/2/08 19:27  

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