Why I'm a Ridiculously Fabulous Geek
I bought a can of nuts. "Less than 50% peanuts"! the label proudly proclaimed. I didn't care. That's not why I got them.
I got them because I like to eat nuts out of the can, one at a time, with chop sticks.
That's not the only fun I rock out on. I'm an animal of outrageousness partying, with naked thighs.
Plus, I really, really like knock-off name brand purses. I have some sort of unholy Guccci Coach hybrid that my niece bought for me that I wish I could stop using, but it has, oh! So many useful pockets. Plus the hidden lead lined enriched plutonium panel which every middle eastern spy needs nowadays.
I really love chop sticks. They're so tappity-tappity-tap.
I got them because I like to eat nuts out of the can, one at a time, with chop sticks.
That's not the only fun I rock out on. I'm an animal of outrageousness partying, with naked thighs.
Plus, I really, really like knock-off name brand purses. I have some sort of unholy Guccci Coach hybrid that my niece bought for me that I wish I could stop using, but it has, oh! So many useful pockets. Plus the hidden lead lined enriched plutonium panel which every middle eastern spy needs nowadays.
I really love chop sticks. They're so tappity-tappity-tap.
posted by damnsle | 6:50 PM
7 Comments:
Your a geek, why peanuts are not even in the nut family, they are a legume(sp) they grow in the dirt like worms or somethin'.Don't go changin'.
I found a T-Shirt once. I'm going to buy it for you. Because it made me laugh, and sadly, none of my friends understood why. I really, really, need new friends.
It said in bold, large, proud letters: "Your retarded."
The irony is enough to make me laugh so hard that I want to have sex every time. I really like that T-Shirt.
damnsle, what else do you eat with chopsticks?
Soup.
It's messy and it takes a long time but it's worth it for the sense of accomplishment I get once I reach the bottom of the bowl.
Sorry about the delay between comments, there. I'm at work and I had to pretend to care for a bit and make it appears as tho I was doing actual work.
Thats a powerfull T Shirt will you buy me several?
I don't know. Will you be worth it several times?
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