Okay, I'm Upset That There's No Jet Packs...

But the year 2010 still is really fucking cool when you realize...

You were born before there were... Microwaves. VHS players. Push button telephones. 34mpg. CDs. DVDs. Free long distance, nights and weekends. And most importantly, the internet. I seriously wonder how I got along in my first few years without it.

Or, you know, decades.

Whatever. STFU!

Anyway, I was really hoping for jetpacks. I was practically promised them, dammit!