Damnsle Inthis-Dress

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Friday, December 23, 2005

Seasons Greetings

Dude, I just took a pill, and I don't know what it was supposed to do, but it like totally made one of my legs look bigger than the other:

right side -BIG
left side - small
right side - BIG
left side - small
right side - BIhey! where'd my right leg go?

I don't think that was supposed to happen. fuck. Now I have to grow another leg. That shit hurts, man. I should probably go drink. Merry fucking Christmas, you heathens.


Blogger Calzone said...

That is so ridiculously hot

24/12/05 08:21  
Blogger Beast said...


Damnsle, I just wanted to introduce myself and thank you for your kind words on my blog. Its nice to meet you. Since I'm a crocodile and prone to eating humans, I'll spare you your life because i've got major holiday calories to shed.

Cheer and Toothsome Smiles

28/12/05 01:35  

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