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Friday, January 07, 2011

Things My Mom Did Not Know

If your daughter ever asks you if she has high cheekbones, you say "yes".

Do NOT say "Well, there's enough padding there that you can't really tell."

NO. Just NO.

DON'T. DO NOT.

Just so we are clear:

NO

1 Comments:

Blogger Brian Whitney said...

What the fuck?

It's Calzone the dragon.

10/9/12 14:40  

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