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Friday, April 14, 2006

Who Knew?

Tuesday, 6:34PM - Evil Part of my Brain says "We're not going to eat again until Friday at 1:34PM."
Dumb Part of my Brain says "Huh? Oh, well, OK."
Me, standing in the middle, says "What the fuck?"
Evil Part of my Brain says "We're not eating again until Friday at 1:34PM. If we eat between now and then something bad will happen."
Dumb part of my Brain says "Oh, OK. No eating then. We will not eat. No food. OK then."
Me, standing in the middle, says, "What the FUCK?"
Evil Part of my Brain says "We're not eating agin until 1:34PM Friday. Something bad will happen if we eat. I'm not gonna say what. But it would be bad. Get used to it. Food ain't gonna happen."
Dumb Part of my Brain says "Yeah, he's the boss. No eating. Something bad will happen if we eat. Um... Where'd I leave my synapses?"
Me, standing in the middle, says "Yeah, but I'm hungry..."
Evil Part of my Brain says "No eating until 1:34 on Friday. Live with it."
Dumb Part of my Brain says "Oh look, something shiney!"
Me, standing in the middle, says "Well fuck."

I'm so happy it's Friday.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

my brain always tells me to eat some salami, but the homophobic part worries the salami may resemble a dick

21/4/06 18:23  
Blogger damnsle said...

Maybe the salami-wantin' part of your brain is trying to tell the rest of your brain something...

22/4/06 02:41  
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