Okay, I'm Upset That There's No Jet Packs...

But the year 2010 still is really fucking cool when you realize...

You were born before there were... Microwaves. VHS players. Push button telephones. 34mpg. CDs. DVDs. Free long distance, nights and weekends. And most importantly, the internet. I seriously wonder how I got along in my first few years without it.

Or, you know, decades.

Whatever. STFU!

Anyway, I was really hoping for jetpacks. I was practically promised them, dammit!

A Question...

"So, um… So why is your left arm so much more cut up than your other arm?" He said, as he navigated us out of the hospital parking lot.

"Well," I said looking at him with some confusion, "I'm right handed."

Ink

Watch this movie.

It is awesome. Seriously.

DO. IT.

"Something's got to stop the flow".

LOVE.

I Like To Think...

That I look like this. I hope so, anyway; I think she's beautiful.